That's "The Bachelor" of ABC's The Bachelor, Season 13. I think. He was the only bachelor in the show's history to decide, eff it, I don't want to end up with any of you. And it was awesome.
He owns a bunch of bars in Austin and I think we see him about once a week. A few weeks ago, AP-ril and I thought about getting a photo with him at the Best of Austin party, where I won my dubious award, but another Best of Austin winner, Uno the Westminster Kennel Club champ, showed up and I decided I wanted to be pictured with Uno more than Brad W0mack.
How about this for outrage? Guess what Brad's twin brother's name is? Chad. OUTRAGE.
