Notice anything about the new traffic posts in Keizer, Oregon? The city didn't have any problems getting them up, but the posts' priaprism (an erection lasting more than four hours) is causing a lot of complaints.
"I just don't know quite why they're so big," one woman-on-the-street said.
"My son thought about putting a sign up on one of them that said, 'Always use protection," another woman-on-the-street said.
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