- We inaugurated our Governor and Lieutenant Governor today, and Joel Osteen did the invocation. As usual he never stopped smiling. And, I didn't get close enough to ask him how to live my best life now.
- Sascha Baron Cohen's acceptance speech at the Golden Globes last night? Can't. Stop. Laughing.
Then when my 300-pound co-star decided to sit on my face and squeeze the oxygen from my lungs, I was faced with a choice: Death or to breathe in the air that had been trapped in a small pocket between his buttocks for 30 years.- Those of us in TV news are working super hard, because we're "wall-to-wall" with "team coverage" for "Ice Storm 2007" (translation: some ice on the roads).
Heard on talk radio: "I didn't get my newspaper delivered this morning AND all the Starbucks are closed. Is this Armageddon?"
