Scent of a Celeb
Need a holiday gift idea? 'Tis the season to smell like an overexposed, often-talentless, morally ambiguous celebrity. I've tried to compile a list of stars with signature fragrances for your holiday shopping needs.

Elizabeth Taylor - "White Diamonds"
Britney Spears - "Curious"
Jennifer Lopez - "Glow"
Mary Kate & Ashley - "Mary Kate & Ashley"
Jessica Simpson - "Dessert"
Beyonce - "True Star"
Enrique Iglesias - "True Star Men's"
Donald Trump - "Donald Trump: The Fragrance"
Paris Hilton - "Paris Hilton"
Kylie Minogue - "Darling"
Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf - "Always"
Sarah Jessica Parker - "Lovely"
Shania Twain - "Shania"
Derek Jeter - "Driven"
Gwyneth Paltrow - "Pleasures Gwyneth Paltrow"
Maria Sharapova - "Maria Sharapova"
Hilary Duff - "With Love..."
The cast of OC - "The OC Fragrance"
The cast of Desperate Housewives - "Forbidden Fruit"

And, as if those weren't enough, there's "Danielle" by Danielle Steel. A bad novelist gets her own fragrance line?

Full disclosure: A few years ago I discovered "Celine" by Celine Dion. I actually liked it, so I had Beam and Stiles help me search the Vegas strip for a Sephora store so I could buy a bottle. Sephora only had a few bottles left, because they said sales of "Celine" were so poor that the entire line had been moved out of Sephora and into K-Mart.