A Dallas detective was fired Thursday after investigators concluded that she stole toilet paper and paper towels on at least three occasions last fall from the northeast patrol station.Complete Story
If you don't read the rest of the story, basically, the thieving cop was ratted out by her fellow cops. All the stuff she's accused of stealing is worth less than nine dollars.
This is so awesome. I can't believe someone would steal so much of that crappy (no pun intended) government toilet paper. It's not very soft and I believe it's one-ply. I'd rather spend the extra money getting my Charmin Big Rolls.