Spent my afternoon in the little hamlet of Laurens, South Carolina. It's a place with a lot of fans of the Second Amendment, but story today had nothing to do with guns.
Cops called us down after they arrested a fifth grade teacher. They said the teacher "pulled a Tamara" (a reference to the teacher in Dawson's Creek who diddled Pacey).
The police report references three separate encounters. Some other nuggets:
"Sometime during the first few weeks in January he and her had sex on her desk"Not hot.
"He states he began to move and she began to moan"
"The juvenile stated there were six other children in the classroom"