11.09.2005
Such a Sticky Situation
Gaffney Police officers spent their day at the Peachtree Inn, where maids cleaning a room discovered blood spattered on the walls, and blood soaking the sheets, pillows and mattress. Smelled like a crime scene, so they called in a forensics team. By then we reporters were sniffing around, too.

Later, two tests performed on the substance came out negative for human blood.
They took the bag of bloody sheets to a separate room to examine it again. That's when an officer smelled something entirely different than a crime scene.

In fact, the officer smelled something kind of familiar.
Something kind of sweet.
Something kind of... saucy.

That's right. All the blood soaking the sheets and spattered on the walls was not blood at all. No, no. It was CHOCOLATE SYRUP. Sounds like someone was gettin' saucy with the saucy, if you know what I mean...
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