10.19.2005
Shoe Money Tonight!
Powerball jackpot drawing tonight at 340 million. So we at 67 Degrees are bringing you a special called "What I Would Do with a Powerball Jackpot After Paying Off My Bills".

STILES: I would donate 15 million to Harvard Law School so I could get in.

THE ROBOT: I would buy that new Buffy the Vampire Slayer box set that's coming out. And I would make people go through a series of challenges or dares to win a certain amount of cash or prizes. For instance I could go out into a parking lot and bash the crap out of someone's car, and then they'd come out of a store and freak out when they see me bashing their car, but then I could be like "DON'T WORRY, BECAUSE YOU JUST WON A LEXUS!"

BYARS: I'd go totally holistic with my health regimen and replace all the food in my house with natural organic food.

MR. REDDY: I would build a replica of The West Wing set, down to a working replica of Air Force One, so I could pretend I was Leo McGarry* and walk around/ride in the fake jet.

ME: I would buy my old station in Waco and demote the General Manager to a position like satellite dish cleaner/mic cord detangler, and pay him the same amount I made when I worked there - 5.75/hour. And maybe I would piss all over him, but that costs nothing.

*Hope he knows Leo McGarry is a fictional character.
Posted by E
| Link to this post | 2 comments |





Email Me
My Profile

Blog Button...



    By the DMAs
    1.New York
    Protz
    2.Los Angeles (but traveling)
    Jayna
    3.Chicago
    Jason
    5.Dallas-Fort Worth
    Dan
    Jimmie
    Seymour
    Wongton
    6.San Francisco
    Hasser
    7.Boston
    Channing
    Jonathan
    Josh
    10.Houston
    Lil' Lost Robot
    Matty
    12.Phoenix
    Erica
    14.Seattle-Tacoma
    Thomas
    34.Cincinnati
    Jay
    36.Greenville-Spartanburg
    Brad
    Cinlach
    Grayson
    Michelle
    Sappy Chick
    47.Jacksonville
    Garvin
    49.Austin
    Political Junkie
    73.Toledo
    Maureen
    79.Columbia, SC
    Doug
    Will's Ladies
    137.Columbia-Jefferson City
    Wohleber
    141.Beaumont-Port Arthur
    Mark Hancock
    150.Anchorage
    Matthew
    Foreign Bureaus
    Jason (Hong Kong)

    You are visitor #...

    Free Hit Counter
    Free Counter

    Blogroll Me!
    Site Feed
    Add to Google



    Listed on BlogShares



     View My Public Stats on MyBlogLog.com


    Who Links Here