The Fritz Special
We're pre-empting our underachieving NBC prime time Tuesday night to air a special on outgoing US Senator Fritz Hollings, (D)South Carolina.
His press office just released 38 Hollingsisms in honor of his 38 years in the Senate. A sample:
"If you want a lesson in political anonymity, sponsor a bill with Phil Gramm."
"That is what the polls will tell you: Don't say you are 'for' or 'against,' just say you are 'concerned.' So we say we are 'concerned' and we keep getting reelected and the country goes to hell in an economic hand pot."
"Like the monkey making love to the skunk, I can't stand anymore of this."
"Sam, if you want to personalize it, I got it right down the street from where you got that wig." On ABC's 'This Week' in 1990, when Sam Donaldson asked him where he got his 'Korean suit.'
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Protz
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Jayna
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Will's Ladies
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Wohleber
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Mark Hancock
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Matthew
Foreign Bureaus
Jason (Hong Kong)
1.New York
Protz
2.Los Angeles (but traveling)
Jayna
3.Chicago
Jason
5.Dallas-Fort Worth
Dan
Jimmie
Seymour
Wongton
6.San Francisco
Hasser
7.Boston
Channing
Jonathan
Josh
10.Houston
Lil' Lost Robot
Matty
12.Phoenix
Erica
14.Seattle-Tacoma
Thomas
34.Cincinnati
Jay
36.Greenville-Spartanburg
Brad
Cinlach
Grayson
Michelle
Sappy Chick
47.Jacksonville
Garvin
49.Austin
Political Junkie
73.Toledo
Maureen
79.Columbia, SC
Doug
Will's Ladies
137.Columbia-Jefferson City
Wohleber
141.Beaumont-Port Arthur
Mark Hancock
150.Anchorage
Matthew
Foreign Bureaus
Jason (Hong Kong)
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