As if the Filet o' Fish wasn't bad enough, now there's the DOUBLE FILET O' FISH???
(Okay, so, the fact I took this picture this morning places me at the scene of a McDonald's drive-thru, which is both embarrassing and morally questionable. But as Britney Spears said, "I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model -- because I make mistakes like everybody else.")
Later in the day I found Jesus. On a girl's belt buckle. At yet another free booze/free food bash. In that moment, my moral confusion about eating at McDonald's and the mental frenzy caused by the Double Filet O' Fish just vanished.