The Christian Exodus people have arrived.
They are a group of Christians taking part in a mass exodus to South Carolina. And they're "redeeming states one at a time", starting with us. Lucky us.
But this gets even better.
Their leader used to be a regional director for a a Neo-Confederate organization, which means...
"Christian Exodus holds the 14th amendment -- which requires equal protection under the laws and is the foundation for civil rights legislation -- to be invalid because the Southern states were forced to ratify it after the Civil War." -Spartanburg Herald-JournalThis really bodes well for race relations here. I might need an attic to hide in if the ethnic cleansing starts soon.